10 Crazy Cool Kohlrabi Recipes You’ll Never Believe Are That Easy! - Crankk.io

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1. Kohlrabi Fries with Thai Peanut Drizzle

Who says fries have to be boring? Rohr kohlrabi fries—thin, crunchy strips tossed in sesame oil, roasted until golden—are a bold alternative to regular potato fries. Toss them with a zesty Thai peanut sauce (coconut cream, peanut butter, sriracha, lime, and chili) for an umami-packed treat that’s affordable, fast, and irresistible. Perfect as an appetizer or snack!

2. Kohlrabi “Taco Shell” Bowls

Swap traditional tortillas for kohlrabi “shells.” Thinly sliced kohlrabi ribbons make crispy, flavor-pocked shells that cradle seasoned ground meat or roasted veggies. Top with avocado, fresh salsa, and a sprinkle of cotija cheese for a low-carb, high-impact taco bowl that’s fun to assemble and even better to eat.

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3. Kohlrabi & Beet “Looking Glass” Salad

A visually stunning yet simple salad: julienned kohlrabi and raw beets create a colorful “looking glass” effect. Lightly tossed with apple cider vinaigrette, toasted pepitas, and a drizzle of maple syrup, this salad bursts with sweet-tart notes and vibrant color—easy enough for a weeknight meal.

4. Mini Kohlrabi Pickles in Glass Jars

Fermenting or quick-pickling kohlrabi spears is a fun, preservative-free project. Slice kohlrabi into coins or matchsticks, pack tightly in jars, and cover with brine or vinegar. Ferment for 3–5 days or quick-pickle in 1:1 acetic acid + sugar for a tangy snack perfect with sandwiches or tacos.

5. Kohlrabi “Cauliflower” Rice Bowl

Massage shredded kohlrabi with olive oil and garlic, then sauté until tender—this base mimics rice perfectly. Layer it with sautéed mushrooms, peanut ginger sauce, and crispy kohlrabi rice cakes for a hearty, gluten-free meal that surprises with its texture.

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6. Kohlrabi Smoothie with Mango & Ginger

Blend kohlrabi with ripe mango, fresh ginger, a splash of coconut water, and a handful of spinach for a nutrient-dense green boost. This sweet, fiber-packed smoothie? It’ll shock you how creamy it feels—great for detoxes or a surprising breakfast.

7. Kohlrabi-Spiced Roasted Vegetable Medley

Toss kohlrabi chunks with olive oil, smoked paprika, cumin, and thyme before roasting at 400°F (200°C) until caramelized. Serve alongside chickpeas and quinoa for a warming, protein-packed side that turns mundane veggies into gourmet fare.

8. Kohlrabi “Sushi” Rolls (Rimplated)

With a spiralizer, kohlrabi becomes translucent ribbons perfect for edible rolls. Layer with cream cheese, cucumber, and sesame seeds inside Trio-shaped mounds, roll tightly, and rewind with bamboo mats. Speed these up by using pre-sliced, pre-washed kohlrabi ribbons—no fussy prep, just roll and bite!